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This is here because my tags system is starting to collapse under the weight of all the fics. You can find all of these on AO3, but if you want them all here instead, here they be.
I'll try to keep it updated as I post new stuff.
( Big Nothing )
( Doctor Who )
( Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )
( Hot Fuzz )
( Life on Mars )
( Shaun of the Dead )
( Spaced )
( Venture Bros )
- Music:Bongos, Bass & Bob - Clothes of the Dead
Title: At Any Cost
Fandom: Life on Mars
Character/s: gen
Word Count: drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings:![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
lifein1973 Blackmail prompt.
Gene understands what they want; what they’re demanding. He knows what it will cost him either way, the damage for either decision enough to break him, completely destroy everything he’s worked so hard at building up. It would be easy enough if they just wanted money, or just another backhander, but it’s not. It’s more than a sweaty wad of bills shoved hastily into an envelope. But that would be too easy.
Gene knows what has to be done, and he’s prepared to do almost anything. It might ruin him, but right now, it’s Sam that matters most to him.
Fandom: Life on Mars
Character/s: gen
Word Count: drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings:
lifein1973 Blackmail prompt.Gene understands what they want; what they’re demanding. He knows what it will cost him either way, the damage for either decision enough to break him, completely destroy everything he’s worked so hard at building up. It would be easy enough if they just wanted money, or just another backhander, but it’s not. It’s more than a sweaty wad of bills shoved hastily into an envelope. But that would be too easy.
Gene knows what has to be done, and he’s prepared to do almost anything. It might ruin him, but right now, it’s Sam that matters most to him.
- Music:Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man
Title: Not a Superhero
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: gen
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG (for swearing)
Summary/Warnings: Two boys grow up very differently.
I've been reading a lot of blogs today, which led me to watching a lot of videos this evening, which eventually led me to this thing here. It put a bit of an idea into my head, and it was something that I just had to put down in words for some reason.
( Not a Superhero )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: gen
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG (for swearing)
Summary/Warnings: Two boys grow up very differently.
I've been reading a lot of blogs today, which led me to watching a lot of videos this evening, which eventually led me to this thing here. It put a bit of an idea into my head, and it was something that I just had to put down in words for some reason.
( Not a Superhero )
- Music:Ballboy - I Hate Scotland
Title: That's a Dog's Name
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas and Danny
Word Count: typical drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas discusses naming his cat with Danny.
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mikes_grrl and I have been discussing pet!fic lately. And now I can't get Spot out of my head.
“You can’t call him ‘Spot’.”
“Why not?”
“Well because that’s a dog’s name, innit? That’d be like having a daughter, and calling her George.”
“I heard somewhere that George Foreman actually did that.”
“The chef?”
“He’s a boxer.”
“Why’s he sell a grill then, if he ain’t a chef?”
“He just does. I don’t know.”
“Well, you still can’t call him Spot. He’ll get a complex or something.”
“He’s a cat. How’s he gonna get a complex?”
“I’unno. But he will if you give him a dog’s name.”
“And calling the hedgehog ‘Senor Captain Amazing Pants III’ is any better?”
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas and Danny
Word Count: typical drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas discusses naming his cat with Danny.
mikes_grrl and I have been discussing pet!fic lately. And now I can't get Spot out of my head.“You can’t call him ‘Spot’.”
“Why not?”
“Well because that’s a dog’s name, innit? That’d be like having a daughter, and calling her George.”
“I heard somewhere that George Foreman actually did that.”
“The chef?”
“He’s a boxer.”
“Why’s he sell a grill then, if he ain’t a chef?”
“He just does. I don’t know.”
“Well, you still can’t call him Spot. He’ll get a complex or something.”
“He’s a cat. How’s he gonna get a complex?”
“I’unno. But he will if you give him a dog’s name.”
“And calling the hedgehog ‘Senor Captain Amazing Pants III’ is any better?”
- Music:Green Day - Stuck With Me
Title: Treasure
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like the film
Word Count: 1,100
Rating: G, on like, a Disney level. O_o
Summary/Warnings: Danny thinks Nicholas' cottage is empty and boring.
Written forwaffleguppies for the exchange. This takes place shortly after the NWA (maybe two months after the Battle of Sandford) stuff all went down, and follows my own timeline and whatnot.
( Treasure )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like the film
Word Count: 1,100
Rating: G, on like, a Disney level. O_o
Summary/Warnings: Danny thinks Nicholas' cottage is empty and boring.
Written for
waffleguppies for the exchange. This takes place shortly after the NWA (maybe two months after the Battle of Sandford) stuff all went down, and follows my own timeline and whatnot.( Treasure )
- Music:Bongos, Bass & Bob - Temporarily Like Bob Dylan
Title:Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 8,000 (part two)
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas learns things about Sandford he never wanted to know.
And the second half. I'm glad I'm finally done with this. The ending bits were especially painful to write, and I'm never doing another story like this again. Ever.
( Perpetual Motion )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 8,000 (part two)
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas learns things about Sandford he never wanted to know.
And the second half. I'm glad I'm finally done with this. The ending bits were especially painful to write, and I'm never doing another story like this again. Ever.
( Perpetual Motion )
- Music:Bob Dylan - Workingman's Blues #2
Title:Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 9,800 (part one)
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas learns things about Sandford he never wanted to know.
A long time ago,mikes_grrl proposed this idea to the masses, on the grounds that the idea bothered her too greatly to write it herself.
Well, I finally got around to writing the damn thing, and I think it broke me. Clearly, if it took me a YEAR AND A HALF to get around to doing. There are bits in this that made me cringe as I wrote them, and other bits that are just... ouch.
The ending's also a bit emotional. I also feel obligated to put a "major character death" warning in here. Because it happens. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I plan on posting a few humorous things later this month to make up for the evil that is this fic.
Also, it's my intent to post this in two parts, but I have a feeling LJ's gonna be dicky about the size and make me post it in three. We'll see.
( Perpetual Motion )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 9,800 (part one)
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas learns things about Sandford he never wanted to know.
A long time ago,
mikes_grrl proposed this idea to the masses, on the grounds that the idea bothered her too greatly to write it herself.Well, I finally got around to writing the damn thing, and I think it broke me. Clearly, if it took me a YEAR AND A HALF to get around to doing. There are bits in this that made me cringe as I wrote them, and other bits that are just... ouch.
The ending's also a bit emotional. I also feel obligated to put a "major character death" warning in here. Because it happens. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I plan on posting a few humorous things later this month to make up for the evil that is this fic.
Also, it's my intent to post this in two parts, but I have a feeling LJ's gonna be dicky about the size and make me post it in three. We'll see.
( Perpetual Motion )
- Music:Green Day - Prosthetic Head
Title: Encounters
Fandom: Big Nothing
Character/s: Gus, Josie
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,200
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary/Warnings: Gus and Josie get some more alone time together.
It always seemed like Gus and Josie had more history together than just their one bizarre little one-night stand. It's always seemed quite clear to me that Josie had some sort of feelings for Gus, and he seemed oddly tolerant of her, for having spent just that one night with her. I have a few of these things planned, because I just love the dynamic between the two characters.
( Encounters )
Fandom: Big Nothing
Character/s: Gus, Josie
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,200
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary/Warnings: Gus and Josie get some more alone time together.
It always seemed like Gus and Josie had more history together than just their one bizarre little one-night stand. It's always seemed quite clear to me that Josie had some sort of feelings for Gus, and he seemed oddly tolerant of her, for having spent just that one night with her. I have a few of these things planned, because I just love the dynamic between the two characters.
( Encounters )
- Music:Ballboy - I Lost You, but I Found Country Music
Title:Five Things Hugh Grant Would Never Get Away With
(Well, except for in that one film that was blatantly taking the piss out of Pop/American Idol)
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Danny
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Will Nicholas and Danny ever figure out what the hell they're doing? I wouldn't put money on it.
Takes place immediately after the last Five Things fic, which itself is a follow-up. Unlike the other two, it mostly takes place in a very quick progression of events, which is probably cheating, but since they both still manage to do some incredibly stupid things, I think it works. Even if it is cheating. Which it probably is. The title is taken more or less from a line in the previous one, which was written after some serious Hugh Grant influence. And don't worry; I'm not going to spoil American Dreamz for anyone who hasn't seen it, but it really isn't your typical Hugh Grant film. It had me making this face D: more than once. (Good lord. Could my fic commentary get any gayer?)
Also, I'm not posting this to Sandford until someone else says something over there. I feel like I'm spamming the poor place, with the last three somethings said being from me. Consider this post an advanced screening, or something. :P
( Five Things Hugh Grant Would Never Get Away With )
(Well, except for in that one film that was blatantly taking the piss out of Pop/American Idol)
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Danny
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Will Nicholas and Danny ever figure out what the hell they're doing? I wouldn't put money on it.
Takes place immediately after the last Five Things fic, which itself is a follow-up. Unlike the other two, it mostly takes place in a very quick progression of events, which is probably cheating, but since they both still manage to do some incredibly stupid things, I think it works. Even if it is cheating. Which it probably is. The title is taken more or less from a line in the previous one, which was written after some serious Hugh Grant influence. And don't worry; I'm not going to spoil American Dreamz for anyone who hasn't seen it, but it really isn't your typical Hugh Grant film. It had me making this face D: more than once. (Good lord. Could my fic commentary get any gayer?)
Also, I'm not posting this to Sandford until someone else says something over there. I feel like I'm spamming the poor place, with the last three somethings said being from me. Consider this post an advanced screening, or something. :P
( Five Things Hugh Grant Would Never Get Away With )
- Music:Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy
Title:Jäger and Red Bull
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Janine
Word Count (chapter/total): 1200
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: First/Last Time prompt
One of the things I've been working on lately in the Fuzz fandom is trying to break away from the social norm. And sadly, part of the social norm is that Janine gets no love, whatsoever. So, here's another het!fic, with what is quite possibly one of the most under-rated pairings in the fandom. This is set on the same time line as Lamp Light, because that was the only other time I've really delved into their relationship (and I didn't have time to create a new back story), but if you haven't read that one, this should still make sense. All you need to know is that this takes place before Nicholas began questioning faith.
( Jäger and Red Bull )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Janine
Word Count (chapter/total): 1200
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: First/Last Time prompt
One of the things I've been working on lately in the Fuzz fandom is trying to break away from the social norm. And sadly, part of the social norm is that Janine gets no love, whatsoever. So, here's another het!fic, with what is quite possibly one of the most under-rated pairings in the fandom. This is set on the same time line as Lamp Light, because that was the only other time I've really delved into their relationship (and I didn't have time to create a new back story), but if you haven't read that one, this should still make sense. All you need to know is that this takes place before Nicholas began questioning faith.
( Jäger and Red Bull )
- Music:Our Lady Peace - Do You Like It?
Writing is a very personal, individual undertaking. Everybody approaches the activity a bit differently from the next guy. Some people can come up with concept, plot, characters, and everything else and just sit down and write. Others need to take time to figure out what's going on; what's going to happen in the story, and how it all fits together. Others still will find themselves getting stuck somewhere along the middle, losing track of everything or changing an idea mid-way through, or never know how to end. These are the people for whom this has been put together. Those of you who can barrel through a story overnight are still welcome to look, though. :)
( Tips and Tricks on getting started, and keeping momentum )
( Tips and Tricks on getting started, and keeping momentum )
- Music:Poe - Hey Pretty (Drive-By Rmx)
Title: Banana Daiquiri
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Tony
Word Count (chapter/total): 1400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: My Hands are Tied prompt
This is likely the most fetishy thing I've ever written. My original plan for this was to involve an Andy or two, and then I found out that some of the other competitors were planning on using the Andes, so I changed my characters around.
Warnings for N/C and BDSM content. Like woah.
( Banana Daiquiri )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Tony
Word Count (chapter/total): 1400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: My Hands are Tied prompt
This is likely the most fetishy thing I've ever written. My original plan for this was to involve an Andy or two, and then I found out that some of the other competitors were planning on using the Andes, so I changed my characters around.
Warnings for N/C and BDSM content. Like woah.
( Banana Daiquiri )
- Music:Alanis Morissette - Hand in My Pocket
Title: Tequila Sunrise
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas, Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith
Word Count (chapter/total): 1600
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for thepornathlon
I should have totally done this for the last prompt, but I suck, and did Danny/Nicholas instead. I really like this pairing for this particular prompt, though. Especially after looking at how Rose treats Mickey through the entire first series, I don't feel like there's really much going on in here that didn't probably happen in canon. Also, wow. Het!fic. O_o
( Tequila Sunrise )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas, Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith
Word Count (chapter/total): 1600
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for the
pornathlonI should have totally done this for the last prompt, but I suck, and did Danny/Nicholas instead. I really like this pairing for this particular prompt, though. Especially after looking at how Rose treats Mickey through the entire first series, I don't feel like there's really much going on in here that didn't probably happen in canon. Also, wow. Het!fic. O_o
( Tequila Sunrise )
Title: Whiskey Sour
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for thepornathlon
This is, admittedly, the prompt, as much as it is this song. Only without a table dancer, and with more porn (this is not the version I have. This one seems less finished than mine, but the lyrics are more audible in this one).
( Whiskey Sour )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for the
pornathlonThis is, admittedly, the prompt, as much as it is this song. Only without a table dancer, and with more porn (this is not the version I have. This one seems less finished than mine, but the lyrics are more audible in this one).
( Whiskey Sour )
- Music:Ballboy - Let's Fall In Love & Run Away From Here
Title: Hitchhiking
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 3000
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.
There's a lot here that was cut out from my ending, in my many, many re-writes. I'm planning on doing a follow-up, but Nicholas' story ends here. I know there's some questionable science at the end, but hopefully, no one feels the need to cry at me when it's all over.
( Hitchhiking )
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 3000
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.
There's a lot here that was cut out from my ending, in my many, many re-writes. I'm planning on doing a follow-up, but Nicholas' story ends here. I know there's some questionable science at the end, but hopefully, no one feels the need to cry at me when it's all over.
( Hitchhiking )
- Music:Ballboy - Cicily
